Thursday, October 6, 2016

TIFO after sunburning my scalp

I have a shoulder length ponytail, dammit!

TIFO monumental SCOTUS decision on Pride Weekend and my partner and I are....

staying home and playing canasta with a couple of friends.

TIFO when I learned the newest lingo

I'm only 23, come on! Hung out with a 19 year old guy and he was using the phrase "getting turnt" like it was common vocabulary. Apparently it means partying.

I think it sounds ridiculous, and that makes me feel old. Damn kids and their "slang".

TIFO because I sprained my shoulder reaching for my reading glasses

I'm 49, in very good shape. A few weeks ago I reached for my reading glasses on the nightstand, and pulled a muscle that felt like a knife in my shoulder for a week. WTF? I work construction, and am in better shape than I was 30 years ago. FML.

TIFO because the Game Boy first came out in the US 26 years ago

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TIFO because the first Harry Potter movie came out almost fourteen years ago

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TIFO because "The Goonies" turned 30 years old this month

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Because yesterday I hosted my Medical School class's 55th reunion, and only 1/4 of the original class were there.

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TIFO because they started playing 80's music on the oldies station

Michael Jackson shouldn't be played back-to-back with Jerry Lee Lewis. Both fine acts, but it's just not right.

TIFO because I saw a picture of Eminem's daughter, Hailie

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