Wednesday, October 26, 2016
TIFO because "South Park" is celebrating its twentieth anniversary
Thursday, October 6, 2016
TIFO monumental SCOTUS decision on Pride Weekend and my partner and I are....
staying home and playing canasta with a couple of friends.
TIFO when I learned the newest lingo
I'm only 23, come on! Hung out with a 19 year old guy and he was using the phrase "getting turnt" like it was common vocabulary. Apparently it means partying.
I think it sounds ridiculous, and that makes me feel old. Damn kids and their "slang".
TIFO because I sprained my shoulder reaching for my reading glasses
I'm 49, in very good shape. A few weeks ago I reached for my reading glasses on the nightstand, and pulled a muscle that felt like a knife in my shoulder for a week. WTF? I work construction, and am in better shape than I was 30 years ago. FML.
TIFO because they started playing 80's music on the oldies station
Michael Jackson shouldn't be played back-to-back with Jerry Lee Lewis. Both fine acts, but it's just not right.
Friday, August 5, 2016
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Friday, May 13, 2016
T.I.F.O. because I don't fit in well with my generation
I feel old, I don't like clubbing, I don't like going out and getting plastered every weekend, I don't enjoy all this "Dat Boi" "On Fleek" "yolo" "fam" "Panda panda panda I got whores in atlanta" bullshit
what's popular it seems is just anything glorifying illegal shit or being stupid.
I'm only 21, all of these things are stuff I "should" like.
don't get me wrong, I do enjoy being retarded sometimes, I think everyone does, but it seems like my generation wants to be retarded 120% of the time and I don't fit in well with if not the majority then definitely the most vocal portion of them